Amazing delivered my box of deodorant last week.
The instructions say, "remove top, push up bottom".
When I fart the room smells lovely....
I don't think it does that well with B.O.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, “Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.”
Donnie says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, “Where did you get that beer, Donnie?”
“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Donnie replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you said her husband is dead and she gives you beer?”
“Well, not exactly”, Donnie says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, “You must be Cooter’s widow.?
She said, “You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.”
Then I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are!"